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A Red Head Named Scarlet Lake in Alpha Protocol? Oh Man, the Bad PMS Jokes Write Themselves…

OH…DEAR…GAWD…I want to make so many distasteful jokes right now but most people can’t handle my depraved mind and the places it is going right now. So, I’m summoning all my strength to write the following sentance(s):

In Alpha Protocol Scarlet Lake is a photojournalist. She is travels around the world, covering dangerous news stories. She is a strong willed female character who appreciates actions more than talking.

GOOD. Now, hit the jump for NON-SEGA, NSFW hilarity, and the first thing that came to my mind when I read the words “Scarlet Lake.” Yes, I went there:

Just to clarify, while my mind is perverted, I am mature enough to know most women are wonderful during their time of the month and I would willingly go to the drug store to pick up anything they need including chocolate.

But I’m also immature enough to know the video above is freaking hilarious especially when the Dude loads his shotgun with Midol and growls: “I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”

[Source: Destructoid]

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