Loading ...WTF?! Help a Dirty Gamer Get Clean…with Soap Shaped as a DC Controller
July 8th, 2010 | 
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In a world where rumble controllers have spawned a variety of “massage titles” and trippy titles like REZ were created with “trance vibrators” (NSFW for mature, adult situations)…is there no way to cleanse ourselves of all the sinful and bodily pursuits?
Yup, in a vegan-friendly, holistic way no less. Now you can partake in washing yourself prior too or after engaging in hot, sweaty sessions…of gameplay. The soap weighs in at 11 ounces and cost US$20.
According to Estys shop owner:
“My soap is the first to communicate with subcultures of gamers and geeks. I haven’t seen anything like it and I haven’t seen gamers this excited about soap…My first video game-themed soap, a PlayStation 2 replica controller, received so much attention, I decided to start making more video game controller replicas. I was able to leave the 24-7 world of news reporting for a much more zen existence.”
I like to imagine that people just buy the soap for the coolness of it or to woo wayward children with gaming addictions into cleaning themselves because if not then people are out there wiping themselves with a controller shaped objects which is a gateway drug to just wiping oneself with a regular controller.
How is this for zen enlightenment – I am never buying a used rumble controller again.
[Source: Etsy]
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