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Okay…I drive a Toyota and I never saw this one coming. I can’t decide whether I like it or hate it because I haven’t gotten over how strange it is that this exists. I don’t like that they did not use the superior SEGA model, though.

Alright, I’ll chalk it up on the “neat” spectrum. I like that Toyota is trying to capture the hearts of the Western Otaku. However, they need to keep trying.

_{[Source: Kotaku]}

I don’t have words for this…oh wait, I do – THIS IS MADNESS!

Bijin-Tokei is a service which randomly updates with images of women holding placards that tell you the time – not scantily clad photos or anything just ladies who seem shockingly happy to let you know you are late for work. The site also features a tiny write-up by the girls.

The app has made it to the PSP in Japan and there is one coming to the 3DS. However, for Yakuza fans, this means that SEGA will be offering the service of their hostesses to the service. According to Andriasang.com:

_{“Of the End’s seven hostesses will appear on Bijin Tokei for a select period. Look for them every day between today (2/25) and March 24 specifically from 21:00 and 21:27.”}

You can check out the clock: here.  Read the rest of this entry »

Up all night designing characters? This contest is for you!

Okay let’s trace this one out…Yamaha is holding contest for a new character design in the Project Diva series. The are putting forth the ideas to fans. Now, the strange thing is that unless SEGA loses the license than eventually this character will appear in a SEGA Project Diva title.

Cool, no?

Anyone in the world is free to enter but it is a little hard to follow because everything is currently written in Japanese. The folks at Siliconera have posted the basic information. Submissions are due between February 25th through April 24th.

If you were like me… and purchased multiple copies but did not submit your name to forums – I will tell you that you are true blue!

Feel free to put your names in the comments! DarrenIndeed this one is for you!

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I finally realize after my years of playing SEGA RALLY I’ve been doing all wrong. I need to scream as I make those corners.

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Greatest game ever! Now all that wasted time peeing wishing to aim something can be used to power and beat a SEGA created game!

The title/contraption is known Toirettsu and the device is has several mini-games that measures the speed of your golden streams of biowaste.

Kinect can’t do that! Read the rest of this entry »