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The forum fans at Giant Bomb have a curious photoshop thread going in which you add a surreptitious ”junk” or  ”wang” or a “dong” or whatever you want to call male junk to the cover of Genesis game cover. Why? I have no idea.

Is it strange? Yes. Potentially hilarious? Yup. Occasionally frightening? Afraid so…be aware that you can’t always unsee what you’ve seen so with that in mind, those inclined can check it out.

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This is sweet and epic. Not only is it catchy and punchy but the “WHO ARE YOU” part reminds me of all those awesome Arnold soundboards!

I will just file this in the “win” category for SEGA. Totally increased my excitement for the title 10 fold!

If you want an audio .mp3 version of the tune…we got you covered! Right click and save as:

Alpha Protocol “Mike” Song

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TIGER could have saved himself a lot of headache if he just loved SEGA.

SEGA Addicts has posted an article that mixes SEX and SEGA in a terribly funny way…one in which the gaming addiction actually becomes more important than spending time with your significant other.

It is a pretty funny little article that features comedic brilliance like this:

_{People give you weird looks whenever he talks about his Seaman in public.}

_{“My Seaman was asking about you again today,” he tells you at the family reunion. You consider explaining it to Grandma, but then you realize she wouldn’t comprehend a talking fish with a human head who lives in your TV.”}

Check out the full article over: here. However, just as a side note, if anyone out there in the ether is experiencing anything close to this…put down the controller. Sex should not be a quick time event.

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Game guru, Hideki Kamiya, at Platinum Games has expressed his concern over the release of Bayonetta Doujinshi. For those not in the know – Doujinshi are fan fiction comics that tend to focus on “adult” themes of love and sexuality.

These can range from normal depictions of love to the perversion of hentai. Granted, anyone who has seen a trailer of Bayonetta knew that Doujinshi and pornographic art were coming. Why? Because we as a species are not very creative and very predictable. We also love sex.

However, Doujinshi is also a sign that the character is popular and Bayonetta with her hair attacks and love of dancing is fertile ground for devious and perverted minds (like my own).

Now, while the internet is laughing because Kamiya made an overtly sexual and female character and now seems shocked that “fans” would exploit his creation in a sexual manner, I think people are missing the point of the comment:

_{“It seems there’s pornographic doujinshi based off Bayonetta… There are fans who will resent that, and I hardly think those responsible [for the doujinshi] hold any love for the game…”}

Kamiya is only suggesting that the people creating hentai versions of his character aren’t staying true to the nature of her character and that there are fans who would resent it. I happen to be one of them and I will tell you why:

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